spockcoded:

thepleasuregoblin:

spockcoded:

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

egberts:

cannedtins:

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

op naming the second scientist

silverfox66:

I found this meme, and now this one pops up in my head every time I see a russian or a tankie claim that the USSR “saved the world from nazism” and ignore this “minor” detail.

the-haiku-bot:

bogleech:

morbidlyqueerious:

darthlenaplant:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore

Don’t worry! Once it

catches you it won’t have to

be blank anymore

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

keyforshort:

clandestynie:

bewbin:

For the little one! 😎✊

The funniest thing about this is I’ve seen this tiktok so many times, with a different poc declaring their allegiance to this child 

thatguyalphy:

phantomchick:

cryptonature:

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

e-ripley:

Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet (1996)

snoopyboopysoupy:

if someone ever publicly shares ur nudes (even if they’re fabricated/deepfakes), u can go on https://stopncii.org/ to have them removed from the internet. this service is available for ppl all over the world. the image never leaves ur device (only a hash of it does) so no one will be able to see the nudes u uploaded to their site. stay safe.

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imkris:

quinnactually:

predstrogen:

sure i’ll reblog that

the video isn’t loading for me, I’ll have to trust you on that

prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

hatingongodot:

ruisa-faa:

hatingongodot:

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what “twink” means

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of “twink” came up and they more or less were like, “yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying ‘f*g’ raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink’ when they want to say 'f*g’ but it’s obvious what they want to say when they say the word,” and like, that’s basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say “lubed up jockstrap wrestling” at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid

schaudwen:

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

butterflybi-deactivated20220630:

okay. now everyone say i love u bi women

trasno-personal:

beardedmrbean:

[VD/ A short video of a person repeatedly throwing a flipflop at a thin tree to get what looks like an orange ball that’s stuck between branches. A cartoon swoosh plays with each cut of the throws. Suddenly a person appears and, while looking at the tree, calmly extended one hand to ask for the flipflop. When they get it, they try a throw. And the flipflop gets stuck. They’re already walking away peacefully when the other goes to look back at them. Not a word is spoken. /End VD]